“Captain Cache, it’s your old friend, Dr. Datum. I’m transmitting this message on a frequency only you can receive. Since you refuse to indulge my desires, I’ve devised a plan to deprive you of yours! Behold my creation, the Cache-Crusher—an ingenious device poised to annihilate every unprotected Geocache across the globe. My relentless Thuggles travelling through portals and collecting geocaches for me. Now, Captain, try to catch me if you can… HAHAHAHAHAH!”
